King Koopa: When I want my feet licked I’ll ask for it! …I want my feet licked
*Underlings begin to lick his feet while creating the most disgusting sound imaginable*
tigers chasing a drone
credit: @cnninternational
alternative title:
underestimation costs zoo $400
that’s an inspire-1 drone, so its more like $4,000
do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
the article just got better as i kept on reading
A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
This is the future tumblr staff wants
i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly
d e s t r o y e d
Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
bolinbender